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Post by sideadde on Jul 2, 2009 21:26:27 GMT -5
31. thatwritr vs. siDEADdebecause snideful lemonade is almost as scary as being dead inside. baha, yes. almost.....
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Post by Danielle on Jul 3, 2009 0:01:16 GMT -5
Lol! I'm actually really surprised anyone voted for me! Pastiche Pen is fucking hilarious and my rapper name is MC Sparkles.
I don't think it's a fair cage match, lol. (Bold is my pick)
1. mskathy vs. feathers_mmm Because Edward Wallbanger is an awesome title.
2. jandco vs. MarcyJ Because I don't know the other girl.
3. Capricorn75 vs. shabbyapple Because I'ma Capricorn too!
4. wtvoc vs. Ninapolitan Because I Eenie-Meenie-Minie-Moed it.
5. Jfly/Thallium81 vs. Minisinoo Because I don't know either
6. caligula42 vs. Laura Cullen Because, uh, I LIVE for The List!
7. americnxidiot vs. dollegirl Because I recognize her name, read her stories, love Green Day, and she's ExB! Not to say dollegirl isn't, but I don't really know if she is.
8. jennlynnfs vs. ObsessingOverEdward Because I recognize that name
9. Debussy_This vs. psymom Because I closed my eyes and pointed.
10. emibella vs. Oxymoronic8 Because I 'My Mother Told Me To Pick The Very Best One'd it
11. Heartbroken1 vs. tnuccio Because I can't pronounce it =]
12. Rialle/DQRC vs. cdunbar Because I'm not even going to go there.
13. WinndSinger vs. spotzle Because I died inside when A Matter of Convenience went on hiatus.
14. Limona vs. Amethyst_Jackson Because I randomly pointed again! Two great authors??
15. acireamos vs. adorablecullens Because Balticward is the sexiest Edward ever, and Seizureward owns me.
16. Pastiche Pen vs. The Romanticidal Edwardian Because I laughed out loud.
17. angel/edwardzukorocks vs. smellyia Because I cringe when I come to these pairings of authors I love.
18. isabel0329 vs. michellepants Because it says 'pants'
19. jeesiechreesie vs. Twilightzoner Because Midnight Desire was the best parody ever.
20. edwardsoul vs. texbelle Because I don't know either.
21. tara_sue_me vs. Ginny W Because I want Training.
22. RedChevy vs. JenWordSong Because I've been in love with her since I started the fandom.
23. Blondie vs. JMeyer Because she nails Canonward.
24. Ruby Wednesday vs. Gustariana Because I live in an eternal Heatwave!
25. giselle-lx vs. OCDindeed Because I like that name.
26. upthedownslide vs. tby789 Because I randomly pointed.
27. halo_jones vs. moon.witche Not even going to go there either.
28. guineapigbarbie vs. vjgm Because I vaguely recall reading something of hers, maybe.
29. Bittenev vs. pwtf Because see above.
30. hmonster4 vs. AngstGoddess003 Because see above above.
31. thatwritr vs. siDEADde Because I don't know either.
32. Bethaboo vs. manyafandom Because pronouncing her name right still confounds me.
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Post by Danielle on Jul 3, 2009 0:14:34 GMT -5
I was thinking about it, this whole me vs Shannon thing - she may write good murder scenes, this is true.
But, I rap. And, I think we should all know, rappers get sent to jail all the time for cuttin' a bitch.
Oh yeah. I cut bitches =P And pull guns on people. Frequently. (Water guns maybe, but that shit gets in your eye, you can't see, and POW! You have water on your crotch and everyone thinks you pissed your pants. HAHA.)
So bring it BIH'. I'm so hard core I get to ignore grammar rules if I want, make up words, and end sentences in prepositions if I so choose to be. Like that. Oh yeah. It's that serious. So, I think that makes me formidable.
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Post by minisinoo on Jul 3, 2009 0:54:33 GMT -5
Well. I'm just clearly going to have to prove my toughness here.
I don't make up grammar rules.
But I can quote you Simonides of Cos' epitaph for the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae. Who stood their ground for THREE FUCKING DAYS against the entire Persian Army.
NOBODY is tougher than the Spartans.
Oh, yeah -- I can quote Simonides *in Greek*.
THAT'S hard core.
------------ (Well hard-core classical NERD maybe, but hey, a woman's gotta claim what a woman can claim here ... :lol: )
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Post by Caitlin on Jul 3, 2009 1:11:01 GMT -5
This is true. I guess all those involved should be allowed to post their case. Lets just say, I know I'm weak, unintimidating, and flubby. But that just means I fight dirty. I mean dirty! I will (and have) scratched people's eyes...(do I go with the tense before the brackets or in the brackets? I don't know....Danielle I need you! Also, I have mad audio editing skillzzzz. The things I cover up and take out....you have no idea. I could spill the beans on many fandom secrets. I'm awesome at gaining peoples trust and then....BOOOM Backstabbing bitch. .... I'm actually a very nice person...please don't take my backstabbing seriously...I wouldn't ever do that....god, I'm sucha wimp
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Post by Claire on Jul 3, 2009 2:30:44 GMT -5
I see how it is, UTDS. I may have to rethink my earlier vote based on this new information. i've got nothing but love for the c-dunbar, but i went back and forth on that one for a long time. i had to give it to the kid. for a while we were the two teen writers on twi and that shit is like blood. BUT SINCE I'M NO LONGER IN THAT CATEGORY.... NO. DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE THAT VOTE. TEEN SOLIDARITY, REMEMBER? ?
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Post by upthedownslide on Jul 3, 2009 3:56:19 GMT -5
i've got nothing but love for the c-dunbar, but i went back and forth on that one for a long time. i had to give it to the kid. for a while we were the two teen writers on twi and that shit is like blood. BUT SINCE I'M NO LONGER IN THAT CATEGORY.... NO. DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE THAT VOTE. TEEN SOLIDARITY, REMEMBER? ? I'M NOT CHANGING IT I'M JUST SAYING WHY IT IS WHAT IT IS.
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Post by Claire on Jul 3, 2009 12:11:49 GMT -5
NO. DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE THAT VOTE. TEEN SOLIDARITY, REMEMBER? ? I'M NOT CHANGING IT I'M JUST SAYING WHY IT IS WHAT IT IS. Lol that's good. Sorry, I'm getting nervous because Christine seems to be kicking my ass. As I explained to her, the fact that she lives in Texas & therefore has access to guns would NOT make her any better in a weaponless cage fight. In fact, our lack of guns means that us Brits have to learn to be wayyy better at our unarmed combat.
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Post by pastichepen on Jul 3, 2009 14:12:44 GMT -5
I was thinking about it, this whole me vs Shannon thing - she may write good murder scenes, this is true. But, I rap. And, I think we should all know, rappers get sent to jail all the time for cuttin' a bitch. Oh yeah. I cut bitches =P And pull guns on people. Frequently. (Water guns maybe, but that shit gets in your eye, you can't see, and POW! You have water on your crotch and everyone thinks you pissed your pants. HAHA.) So bring it BIH'. I'm so hard core I get to ignore grammar rules if I want, make up words, and end sentences in prepositions if I so choose to be. Like that. Oh yeah. It's that serious. So, I think that makes me formidable. Hahahaha. Aw, Danilelle, I'm the semi-colon slaya to your ee-wanna-be sparkle power-cummings. No miss, no way. And you haven't read my murders - so u can't talky talk. Word, yo. (Snort.) Well. I'm just clearly going to have to prove my toughness here.
I don't make up grammar rules.
But I can quote you Simonides of Cos' epitaph for the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae. Who stood their ground for THREE FUCKING DAYS against the entire Persian Army.
NOBODY is tougher than the Spartans. OH, Min, if you have time, please please write a vampire Spartan fic, or heck, just integrate the Spartans in somehow. I can't help it, someone says the word "Spartan" and I turn hoping to see scantily clad, rippling muscles.
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Post by minisinoo on Jul 3, 2009 15:12:33 GMT -5
OH, Min, if you have time, please please write a vampire Spartan fic, or heck, just integrate the Spartans in somehow. I can't help it, someone says the word "Spartan" and I turn hoping to see scantily clad, rippling muscles. LOL! Not sure if I could figure out a way to get Spartans into it, but some properly Etruscan Volturi certainly need to be written, dammit! And you should ask Smellyia about The Hunter and the likely-never-to-be-written novel that featured him (because I have, like, 2 HP novels to finish and my idea breaks about every damn "rule" in fanfic). "Etruscan Volturi, Shawnee vampire chief's daughters (just to screw with cliches, you know), and angry Macedonian kings for 20, Alex..." Yessssss, I've had WAAAAY too much coffee this morning ... "Back away from the caffeine, Min ..."
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Post by tnuccio on Jul 3, 2009 16:43:35 GMT -5
OH, Min, if you have time, please please write a vampire Spartan fic, or heck, just integrate the Spartans in somehow. I can't help it, someone says the word "Spartan" and I turn hoping to see scantily clad, rippling muscles. LOL! Not sure if I could figure out a way to get Spartans into it, but some properly Etruscan Volturi certainly need to be written, dammit! And you should ask Smellyia about The Hunter and the likely-never-to-be-written novel that featured him (because I have, like, 2 HP novels to finish and my idea breaks about every damn "rule" in fanfic). "Etruscan Volturi, Shawnee vampire chief's daughters (just to screw with cliches, you know), and angry Macedonian kings for 20, Alex..." Yessssss, I've had WAAAAY too much coffee this morning ... "Back away from the caffeine, Min ..." Oh Min...yes, you must write this! Although.....if you're talking about your ced/harry HP Novel...I rescind that request and say yes yes, you must finish the HP novel first...cuz, I'ma need to read that! ¢¾ T
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Post by Christine on Jul 3, 2009 18:26:39 GMT -5
I'M NOT CHANGING IT I'M JUST SAYING WHY IT IS WHAT IT IS. Lol that's good. Sorry, I'm getting nervous because Christine seems to be kicking my ass. As I explained to her, the fact that she lives in Texas & therefore has access to guns would NOT make her any better in a weaponless cage fight. In fact, our lack of guns means that us Brits have to learn to be wayyy better at our unarmed combat. Whoa. I took kickboxing, missy. I'm GREAT at unarmed combat. I don't need a gun to knock you down. My teacher said I had the most force behind a high kick that he'd seen in years. (Hah!) Prepare to get blown away -->
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Post by Danielle on Jul 3, 2009 18:39:12 GMT -5
"Hahahaha. Aw, Danilelle, I'm the semi-colon slaya to your ee-wanna-be sparkle power-cummings. No miss, no way. And you haven't read my murders - so u can't talky talk.
Word, yo." Ohhhhhh - girl. I may be white But you're like a vampire butt that's never seen the sun. If 'Word, yo' is your approximation of rappin' Then let be the one To put you in your place, with hoe-slappin', 'Powder my hands bitch' grace. If you think suburbia is hard Then you ain't never seen -The streets- Where old people attack you for steppin' in their yard. It ain't been easy and I've had to grow up fast, Learning self-defense against the oldies - Man what a past I've had. I've stolen lipstick on accident and wrote a letter to the president. Rode in the back of a cop car, Ran away to live in ice cream land - Didn't get very far. I've made friendship bands in Arts&Crafts And thrown them away. With my bare hands I've torn apart a fake Hawaiian Lei. I'm no Tyra Banks but I'm FIERCE And I have to say - You can have all the gnomes you want, And throw your 'words' and 'yos' around; But I run with scissors and I know how to CUT, Slap and curse; throw a writer down on the ground. And that's real. WHAT. [And you spelled my name wrong )'= ]
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Post by Shannon (The Hat Does Nothing) on Jul 3, 2009 19:10:15 GMT -5
Ohhhhhh - girl. I may be white But you're like a vampire butt that's never seen the sun. If 'Word, yo' is your approximation of rappin' Then let be the one To put you in your place, with hoe-slappin', 'Powder my hands bitch' grace. If you think suburbia is hard Then you ain't never seen -The streets- Where old people attack you for steppin' in their yard. It ain't been easy and I've had to grow up fast, Learning self-defense against the oldies - Man what a past I've had. I've stolen lipstick on accident and wrote a letter to the president. Rode in the back of a cop car, Ran away to live in ice cream land - Didn't get very far. I've made friendship bands in Arts&Crafts And thrown them away. With my bare hands I've torn apart a fake Hawaiian Lei. I'm no Tyra Banks but I'm FIERCE And I have to say - You can have all the gnomes you want, And throw your 'words' and 'yos' around; But I run with scissors and I know how to CUT, Slap and curse; throw a writer down on the ground. And that's real. WHAT. [And you spelled my name wrong )'= ] WOOOT! GO MC SPARKLES! WHOOA! I Buy You're Album!
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Post by sapphire.witche on Jul 3, 2009 19:57:47 GMT -5
"Hahahaha. Aw, Danilelle, I'm the semi-colon slaya to your ee-wanna-be sparkle power-cummings. No miss, no way. And you haven't read my murders - so u can't talky talk.
Word, yo." Ohhhhhh - girl. I may be white But you're like a vampire butt that's never seen the sun. If 'Word, yo' is your approximation of rappin' Then let be the one To put you in your place, with hoe-slappin', 'Powder my hands bitch' grace. If you think suburbia is hard Then you ain't never seen -The streets- Where old people attack you for steppin' in their yard. It ain't been easy and I've had to grow up fast, Learning self-defense against the oldies - Man what a past I've had. I've stolen lipstick on accident and wrote a letter to the president. Rode in the back of a cop car, Ran away to live in ice cream land - Didn't get very far. I've made friendship bands in Arts&Crafts And thrown them away. With my bare hands I've torn apart a fake Hawaiian Lei. I'm no Tyra Banks but I'm FIERCE And I have to say - You can have all the gnomes you want, And throw your 'words' and 'yos' around; But I run with scissors and I know how to CUT, Slap and curse; throw a writer down on the ground. And that's real. WHAT. [And you spelled my name wrong )'= ] I honestly lol-ed (and I'm too lazy to write that out) .. that is hilarious! do it again! do it again!
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