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Post by tnuccio on Jul 1, 2009 16:52:45 GMT -5
Oh Dear Lord...I'm up for a cage fight. And hell, it looks like I'm a swinging fool! Must be the Irish in me! If we go down, we're sure as hell takin' someone with us!
Lets see....
1. mskathy vs. feathers_mmm - Oh dear...I've had a *ahem* posting altercation with mskathy...on the submissive thread...I'm not so sure she likes me very much, and she is kinda scary! I'ma hafta go with her just for scare factor...
2. jandco vs. MarcyJ - okay...what's this, the fight of the nicey's? Oh...I'm sorry, did I hit you? I didn't mean that, let me help you up. I love both of these ladies but Jando...she's got a little nasty in her...I'ma go with little Ms. Jess.
3. Capricorn75 vs. shabbyapple - Now...see...Ms. Shabby just had herself a wee one and all of us moms, we know what it's like to be sleep deprived and all...that alone makes you wanna kill somthing...so based on said hormones, I'm sorry, Capi! You know I love you but shabby's got the 'mones going on...
4. wtvoc vs. Ninapolitan - ohhhhhhhhh, this is the toughest one out there! Nina VS Kristen...this shoulda been the last one standing...I'm thinking....seriously....um....WTVOC
5. Jfly/Thallium81 vs. Minisinoo - damn, this is harder than I thought it would be...argh...minisinoo has to come out on top here, just by spunk alone...that didn't sound right...sorry, I mean she's got...aw hell, I'm going to stop now...
6. caligula42 vs. Laura Cullen - How do I not know LC? Now I gotta go do research cuz I don't know her...based on nothing less than who I know I'm going to have to say caligula42
7. americnxidiot vs. dollegirl - okay, dolle is just too nice, I've read both of these authors and because dolle's all fun and nice I'ma have to say americnxidiot would totally capitalized on dolle's laughing it up with the crowd and conk her when she's not looking!
8. jennlynnfs vs. ObsessingOverEdward - this is going to take me all day! Okay, simplified, OOE, she's gotta take this one. Sorry Jenny...
9. Debussy_This vs. psymom - woo hoo...does anyone doubt psymom, hell, she rules our universe...voting against her could cause your account to be shutdown...she da' bomb!
10. emibella vs. Oxymoronic8 - emibella...us Irish chicks gotta band together and hell, I got my Em dream...so sorry Oxy gotta go with tricia here...
11. Heartbroken1 vs. tnuccio - Kim...you and me baby! Sorry but I gotta take ya' DOWN!
12. Rialle/DQRC vs. cdunbar - Okay, family decision...we agree that cdunbar can be awfully scary if need be! Go c!!
13. WinndSinger vs. spotzle - um....spotzle, based on the scary name game alone!
14. Limona vs. Amethyst_Jackson - have you ever seen Limona's avi? I could never tell what it was but it always looked a little scary...kinda like something from a weird movie you don't want to watch alone so she takes this round!
15. acireamos vs. adorablecullens - Erica! You rule the cage! acireamos takes the win.
16. Pastiche Pen vs. The Romanticidal Edwardian - Pistiche Pen, I gotta go with PP here.
17. angel/edwardzukorocks vs. smellyia - ooooo, spawn rules here. Hormones rule the world, I just spent almost a week with Amelia, she'd take down anything or anyone for a bathroom and some food...go with the incubating momma
18. isabel0329 vs. michellepants - hummmmmmmmmmmm, not sure on this one.....lets say michellepants
19. jeesiechreesie vs. Twilightzoner - twilightzoner creates things, she'd sick the monster on you if all else fails...
20. edwardsoul vs. texbelle - edwardsoul, I'm think ES would win this one...
21. tara_sue_me vs. Ginny W - oh I'm torn....tara has dom on the brain and ginny's got not only twilight but HP in her back pocket...they be swinging til the sun comes up...I'ma hafta say Ginny would go down last.
22. RedChevy vs. JenWordSong - enie menie miney mo...I say Jen.
23. Blondie vs. JMeyer - blondie...yep, I'd have to say Blondie
24. Ruby Wednesday vs. Gustariana - Gusti is a scrappy little chick...
25. giselle-lx vs. OCDindeed - based on who I know here (another one to go and look up now...) I'm going to go with OCD
26. upthedownslide vs. tby789 - well, now...utds is a tough little chick. Boston girls don't take crap from anyone...
27. halo_jones vs. moon.witche - halo...she was raised by wolfs...
28. guineapigbarbie vs. vjgm - Kim...sorry gpb...I still love ya but vjgm is tight...
29. Bittenev vs. pwtf - um.......bittenev....
30. hmonster4 vs. AngstGoddess003 - ohhhh, I'm torn...Sam has crazy angst...the goddess takes the round.
31. thatwritr vs. siDEADde - I know Amy...she'll cut a b!tch and not think twice! siDEADde - the name alone says don't mess with me!
32. Bethaboo vs. manyafandom - ohhhhhh, this is another toughie....I'm going to say....many....just by process of elimination.
This was really tough! And now I'm going to be late for soccer tonight...off the cart the children around....
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Post by AngstGoddess003 on Jul 1, 2009 16:58:03 GMT -5
First, I would just like to say that any insinuation I'd use an alleged "fangirl" army to ensure my advantage is downright appalling.
That's what I have Angel for.
1. mskathy. She is my mistress and I'm forever indebted to her glory. Also... I've seen her be the bossy HBIC in WCs. You don't wanna go there, feathers.
4. wtvoc vs. Ninapolitan - This would be a draw match. wtvoc would flame Nina with a subtle poke at Peter F., Nina would promptly flog her, Jandco would get jealous of their UST, and then wtvoc would beg her forgiveness and leave Nina all worked up in the middle of the ring dreaming of her blondie bear.
5. Jfly/Thallium81 - No doubt. Mini is too classy, and Jfly would get all kinds of hardcore up in this bitch.
7. americnxidiot - Because she knows that small caps are like Dolle's kryptonite, and she'd use this information to her advantage. Even when Dolle tries to counter with vowels, she cannot bear the lack of ALL CAPS.
9. Debussy_This - she is geek warrior, and she has like 87537536768 kids, which I'm pretty sure makes her some kind of super villain.
10. emibella - she will hippie Oxy so hard that she'll begin to wonder why she is fighting in the first place, when there's so much opportunity to spend her time in more positive ways. Once Oxy is distracted by false enlightenment, Emi will make her move, swiftly, with acoustic music in the background.
12. cdunbar - i'm just kissing ass here because i need more geekward, and she can't write if injured and crestfallen in the field of battle.
16. Pastiche Pen - Because no one can fight a pretty lady who nicely tells you that semi-colons are fictions version of vomit, and then sets about rectifying it all on her own.
17. angel/edwardzukorocks - Look. I'm ngl. Smellyia fucking terrifies the living dogshit out of me. Srsly. I would NOT want to go up against her EVER. She HAS made me cry before, may do it again. She will write Angel long mindfuck emails that are so verbose, she won't know if she's being insulted, disappointing Smellyia, or praised for her ballsy-ness. This will throw Angel off when the time comes to fight. She'll be ill-prepared for Smellyia's evil mastery. Fortunately, what Smellyia doesn't know is that Angel has a trusty sidekick, willing to jump in and have her back. Between Angel and I, it will be a rough battle, but I'm fairly confident we can distract Smellyia with something random, like snermione. We'd be like, "Look Smellyia! It's the old creepy black-haired dude!" And she'd be all, "SERVUSSSSS, WHAAAAA?!?!?!?"
21. Ginny W - IDK. I've had her harass me subtly for the exchange, and I think she has a hidden pit-bull under there, just waiting to break free and fuck someone up. KWIM?
24. Gustariana - It's going to seem like I'm only saying this because Gusty is my nerdy gal pal. This would be incorrect however. I think gusty, using her wit and quick thinking, can be a really scrappy fighter.
25. OCDindeed - Yeah. Just.... yeah. I've been on the receiving end of her completely unintentional organized mob of anti-AG-ers. I would not mess with her.
26. upthedownslide - I don't know UTDS, but peeps tell me she's kinda scary, and this isn't coming from squeamish sources.
27. moon.witche - Catilin is like that blonde girl in school that seems really friendly on your first day, and then by the second week, she is already popular and snickering happily while she eats with her group at the lunch table. And you're not sure why this upsets you, but it does.
Oh. And then she fucks your boyfriend at prom.
31. siDEADde - Dead Inside shares my morbid obsession with the macabre and grotesque. She won't be frightened away easily.
32. Bethaboo - I've heard the rumors, bb. You're a hardcore mofo, aintchya? AINTCHYA?!
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Post by Caitlin on Jul 1, 2009 17:09:53 GMT -5
14. Limona vs. Amethyst_Jackson - have you ever seen Limona's avi? I could never tell what it was but it always looked a little scary...kinda like something from a weird movie you don't want to watch alone so she takes this round! The one with the cute bunny looking oout the window or the one with the little girl in the oversized sandals?
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Post by mensrea01 on Jul 1, 2009 17:20:33 GMT -5
16. Devadasi vs. The Romanticidal EdwardianI dont' know Dev that well, but Danielle wraps and I'm a suburban white chick, so I think that's bad ass. Danielle "wraps"? That just proved you are a suburban white chick. ;D
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Post by Smellyia on Jul 1, 2009 17:51:01 GMT -5
17. angel/edwardzukorocks - Look. I'm ngl. Smellyia fucking terrifies the living dogshit out of me. Srsly. I would NOT want to go up against her EVER. She HAS made me cry before, may do it again. She will write Angel long mindfuck emails that are so verbose, she won't know if she's being insulted, disappointing Smellyia, or praised for her ballsy-ness. This will throw Angel off when the time comes to fight. She'll be ill-prepared for Smellyia's evil mastery. Fortunately, what Smellyia doesn't know is that Angel has a trusty sidekick, willing to jump in and have her back. Between Angel and I, it will be a rough battle, but I'm fairly confident we can distract Smellyia with something random, like snermione. We'd be like, "Look Smellyia! It's the old creepy black-haired dude!" And she'd be all, "SERVUSSSSS, WHAAAAA?!?!?!?" So sad you had to resort to back up friend. So y'all win 2 to one....aaaahhh-iiiight. If you wanna play that way - I've got spawn and siDEADde aka Dead Inside. Don't underestimate my body guard. I might get distracted by darling Sevvie, but siDEADde is ever vigilant, crafty and is good at redirection.
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Post by sapphire.witche on Jul 1, 2009 18:08:51 GMT -5
27. moon.witche - Catilin is like that blonde girl in school that seems really friendly on your first day, and then by the second week, she is already popular and snickering happily while she eats with her group at the lunch table. And you're not sure why this upsets you, but it does. Oh. And then she fucks your boyfriend at prom. You have no idea how much this makes me laugh!
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Post by MsKathy on Jul 1, 2009 19:43:26 GMT -5
Oh Dear Lord...I'm up for a cage fight. And hell, it looks like I'm a swinging fool! Must be the Irish in me! If we go down, we're sure as hell takin' someone with us! Lets see.... 1. mskathy vs. feathers_mmm - Oh dear...I've had a *ahem* posting altercation with mskathy...on the submissive thread...I'm not so sure she likes me very much, and she is kinda scary! I'ma hafta go with her just for scare factor... Oh no, we did?! I'm sorry! I swear, I'm not mean or scary.. I apologize for making you feel like I don't like you -- it's not true, I love everyone! I don't even remember what I was a bitch about, but I'm sorry for it, and now I feel terrible. (and now everyone is going to retract their votes for me, 'cause I've revealed with a complete marshmallow I am, hahah).
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Post by tnuccio on Jul 1, 2009 19:57:00 GMT -5
Oh Dear Lord...I'm up for a cage fight. And hell, it looks like I'm a swinging fool! Must be the Irish in me! If we go down, we're sure as hell takin' someone with us! Lets see.... 1. mskathy vs. feathers_mmm - Oh dear...I've had a *ahem* posting altercation with mskathy...on the submissive thread...I'm not so sure she likes me very much, and she is kinda scary! I'ma hafta go with her just for scare factor... Oh no, we did?! I'm sorry! I swear, I'm not mean or scary.. I apologize for making you feel like I don't like you -- it's not true, I love everyone! I don't even remember what I was a bitch about, but I'm sorry for it, and now I feel terrible. (and now everyone is going to retract their votes for me, 'cause I've revealed with a complete marshmallow I am, hahah). awww....I feel much better now! Here I was thinking I'd offended! Just my ignorance! Don't feel bad, really. And as far as your votes...see, you just showed you could un-intentionally be scary which is scarier than just scary...you still get my vote!
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Post by siDEADde on Jul 1, 2009 20:11:31 GMT -5
1. mskathy vs. feathers_mmm Err....I don't know these people so imma be random.
2. jandco vs. MarcyJ I'm going with the longshot. I love them both, but MJ was the first fanfic i've ever read.
3. Capricorn75 vs. shabbyapple Again, dunno these fine ladies so I'll choose opposite of #1.
4. wtvoc vs. Ninapolitan I only know the brown....so going with what i know.
5. Jfly/Thallium81 vs. Minisinoo
Mini doesn't mean nice......
6. caligula42 vs. Laura Cullen Caligula dude....caligula was a CRAZY bastage. Imma assume so is this namesake.
7. americnxidiot vs. dollegirl There's an X in her name....
8. jennlynnfs vs. ObsessingOverEdward I dunno these......random.
9. Debussy_This vs. psymom
10. emibella vs. Oxymoronic8 -Emi is fierce leprechaun....
11. Heartbroken1 vs. tnuccio She might seem all motherly, but I seen the mean. Just don't call her for permission for something while she's on vacation...
12. Rialle/DQRC vs. cdunbar And the accent WINS!
13. WinndSinger vs. spotzle Anything german is efficient and militant.....although i may be confusing her with spaetzle.
14. Limona vs. Amethyst_Jackson Names are familiar...eineey meeney miney moe.
15. acireamos vs. adorablecullens
16. Pastiche Pen vs. The Romanticidal Edwardian Although romanticidal sounds wonderfully violent in a loving sort of way, the double P is formidable.
17. angel/edwardzukorocks vs. smellyia Fear the Brown. The pregnant Brown. The crabby, snappy, eat-a-whole-chinese pregnant Brown. That and Mel makes a living killing people. Everyday....
18. isabel0329 vs. michellepants More people i dunno, but Michellephants is just a awesome name.
19. jeesiechreesie vs. Twilightzoner Such an angry name....sounds like a taunt.
20. edwardsoul vs. texbelle
21. tara_sue_me vs. Ginny W Maybe if she wins she'll update....
22. RedChevy vs. JenWordSong
23. Blondie vs. JMeyer
24. Ruby Wednesday vs. Gustariana Yes my spanish speaking sister...she'd go all island on the Red humpday.
25. giselle-lx vs. OCDindeed
26. upthedownslide vs. tby789
27. halo_jones vs. moon.witche
28. guineapigbarbie vs. vjgm
29. Bittenev vs. pwtf
30. hmonster4 vs. AngstGoddess003
31. thatwritr vs. siDEADde Baha, I'm mean as hell, but i respect thatwritr like mad. Perhapy we'd shake on it and throwdown on the correct usage of the subjunctive mood. Then while she's schooling me in grammar, I'll take her down.
32. Bethaboo vs. manyafandom
So fun....great idea.
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Post by limona on Jul 1, 2009 21:07:37 GMT -5
To those of you who believe I am too nice to cagefight... clearly you have never seen me do battle with the IRS.
1. mskathy vs. feathers_mmm I'm going with Mskathy. I don't need a reason.
2. jandco vs. MarcyJ Jandco's got game. Plus, if her position is precarious, wtvoc has her back.
3. Capricorn75 vs. shabbyapple The Cappy has it.
4. wtvoc vs. Ninapolitan This was a close one. A really close one. Hot Bitch came out on Nina's side. Pianoward came out on wtvoc's side. While Nina and Hot Bitch made out, wtvoc eked out a victory.
5. Jfly/Thallium81 vs. Minisinoo I can't envision Minisinoo in a cage fight. I'm trying, but even with the drinking, it is hard.
6. caligula42 vs. Laura Cullen The name Laura reminds me of laurel. And laurels remind me of victory. Ergo, Laura wins.
7. americnxidiot vs. dollegirl Dolle is strong.
8. jennlynnfs vs. ObsessingOverEdward New moms win cage fights.
9. Debussy_This vs. psymom Psymom may be legend, but DT has something up her sleeve, I'm sure of it.
10. emibella vs. Oxymoronic8 Emibella might be feisty... but Oxy stood by while a werewolf shredded her main character's back. I'm not going to cross her.
11. Heartbroken1 vs. tnuccio It must be the Irish in her.
12. Rialle/DQRC vs. cdunbar Don't mess with Texas! And if someone already said that and it's not clever anymore, I don't care. I love you, Claire, but seriously... Christine is from Texas. I bet Geekward packs more of a punch than anyone would expect.
13. WinndSinger vs. spotzle Spotzle will win as a matter of convenience.
14. Limona vs. Amethyst_Jackson AJ will think I am too nice to cage fight, and then BAM. It will be over before it starts.
15. acireamos vs. adorablecullens Both names start with A. I have no rationale for this one, but I want to fill out a full ballot.
16. Pastiche Pen vs. The Romanticidal Edwardian Danielle raps. Enough said.
17. angel/edwardzukorocks vs. smellyia Smellyia bet against me, BUT I think she will go far in this game.
18. isabel0329 vs. michellepants Gut feeling.
19. jeesiechreesie vs. Twilightzoner Anyone who recognizes that taxes are important will go far in life.
20. edwardsoul vs. texbelle Texbelle updated today.
21. tara_sue_me vs. Ginny W Domward is powerful, but I'm picking Ginny for the win anyway.
22. RedChevy vs. JenWordSong Anyone who can write ExB having sex in a tree gets my vote.
23. Blondie vs. JMeyer Blonds fight dirty.
24. Ruby Wednesday vs. Gustariana Ruby will use her powers to send a Heatwave at Gustariana, the Consequences of which will result a victory for RW.
25. giselle-lx vs. OCDindeed This was a tough one. Really tough. But in the end, I gave the edge to giselle, mostly because she had the nerve to write a one shot about taxes.
26. upthedownslide vs. tby789 I like people who are named Christina.
27. halo_jones vs. moon.witche Even though you totally underestimate me Caitlin, I have a feeling you will fight hard to stay in the cage fight that is being hosted by your own podcast peeps.
28. guineapigbarbie vs. vjgm Again, I just want to have a full ballot.
29. Bittenev vs. pwtf Do not underestimate Bittenev. She watches trash tv.
30. hmonster4 vs. AngstGoddess003 AG can take the heat.
31. thatwritr vs. siDEADde I'm going with thatwritr, cause I already know siDEADde is against me.
32. Bethaboo vs. manyafandom Manyafandom has three kids.
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Post by oxymoronic8 on Jul 1, 2009 21:46:03 GMT -5
10. emibella vs. Oxymoronic8 hahahahahahha. Oxy worries about shit too much, Emibella doesn't give a shit. Emibella would slit Oxy up the middle. Tis the vicious fact of life. Oh, Pastiche. If only you knew of my extensive brass-knuckle collection and kickboxing prowess. And the fact that in real life, I was part of a defense team for a real-life murderer...and sat right next to him at trial. The only thing I feared was his rank smell (cafeteria food and BO). So, yeah, bring it. I'm still pondering my choices in this cagematch... I think my answers are going to be based on stories rather than people since I'm not much of a mingler (what with how I spend my time instead perfecting my skills with throwing stars) and I don't *know* most of you...
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Post by tnuccio on Jul 1, 2009 21:54:09 GMT -5
This is so hillarious!
I find myself wondering how I ended up in a cage though...
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Post by justdrifting on Jul 1, 2009 22:40:07 GMT -5
1. feathers_mmm
2. jandco
3. shabbyapple
4. wtvoc
5. Minisinoo
6. Laura Cullen
7. americnxidiot
8. jennlynnfs
9. Debussy_This
10. emibella
11. tnuccio
12. Rialle/DQRC
13. spotzle
14. Limona
15. adorablecullens
16. Pastiche Pen
17. smellyia
18. isabel0329
19. Twilightzoner
20. texbelle
21. Ginny W
22. JenWordSong
23. JMeyer
24. Ruby Wednesday
25. OCDindeed
26. upthedownslide
27. moon.witche
28. guineapigbarbie
29. Bittenev
30. AngstGoddess003
31. siDEADde
32. manyafandom
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Post by minisinoo on Jul 1, 2009 23:06:45 GMT -5
Heh. siDEADde pointed me to this.
I'm a MEAN bitch, bitches! LOL!
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Post by Caitlin on Jul 1, 2009 23:10:57 GMT -5
All the fandom greats come out for the Cage Fight!
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