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Post by melilya on Aug 23, 2009 11:18:07 GMT -5
1. Geekward
i feel like geekward can like whip off his glasses and kill marineward with the glass
2. Edward
just cause.
3. Bikeward
Bikeward because he would have super strong legs to kick with
4. Scotchward
rawr.
5. Darkward
(deeper) rawwr.
6. Balticward
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Post by lmkf on Aug 23, 2009 22:19:41 GMT -5
1. Geekward
2. Edward
3. Bikeward
4. Scotchward
5. Windoward
6. Wankward
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Post by ameri cnxidiot on Aug 24, 2009 2:02:49 GMT -5
Well my poor boy is getting destroyed this round, but I've still got his back. We can sit and write poetry in our Moleskines together.
1. Geekward 2. Edward 3. BIKEWARD 4. Candleward 5. Windowward (aka. Beautiful Bastard) 6. Balticward
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Post by pastichepen on Aug 24, 2009 18:01:03 GMT -5
ROUND TWO OF THE EDWARD CAGE FIGHT!
1. Marineward vs. Geekward
-Okay, well, honestly, I like Geekward better, though I did think HLZ was (way fucking) hot, and I have a major nerd fettish, and the worst experience ever with marines, but like seriously, yeah, marines are scary motherfuckers. Geekward would be lucky to keep his dick.
2. Tattward vs. Edward
I love the original--oh, and there's the part where he's a vampire. and honestly, I think the original Edward is not the tatt-type, so he'd try to bite it off. Lots of blood and ew...
3. Bikeward vs. OCDward
I have to vote for Rachel because I screwed her last time. Im just going to say bikeward throws his bike at OCDward, and he's so busy cleaning his cuffs he doesn't notice that bikeward is using voodoo magic to draw him into a picture so that he can never escape!
Yeah...
4. Candleward vs. Scotchward
Um, Candleward is a motherfucking vampire. Lightning can't kill him. He performs whoopass on any number of other VAMPIRES. A rich kid with a Target-complex is not going to pose any trouble for him in a fight. Like, honestly, all of the vampwards should whoop ass for that matter, like seriously. Only other vamps can kill them...
5. Darkward vs. Windoward
Darkward is a vampire.
6. Balticward vs. Wankward
They're both human, and I'm sorta wank obsessed, so yeah...
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Post by foxxyj on Aug 25, 2009 22:13:34 GMT -5
Geekward Tattward Bikeward Candleward Darkward Balticward
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Post by purdueliz on Aug 26, 2009 12:34:05 GMT -5
1. Geekward
2. Tattward
3. OCDward
4. Candleward
5. Darkward
6. Balticward
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Post by Ginger on Aug 26, 2009 16:21:29 GMT -5
1. Marineward 2. tattward 3. OCDward 4. Scotchward 5. Windoward 6. Balticward
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Post by Christine on Aug 27, 2009 10:41:59 GMT -5
And the results are in...
1. Marineward vs. Geekward - In a surprise turn of events, Geekward brought down Marineward by killing him with laughter. Literally, Marineward was unable to stop laughing at Geekward's attempts to beat him. Who knew someone could actually die from laughter?
2. Tattward vs. Edward - Edward couldn't stand looking at himself covered in tattoos and piercings so he swiftly took care of the "problem" areas.
3. Bikeward vs. OCDward - The shaggy hair and overall unkept look of Bikeward drove OCDward into a raging frenzy.
4. Candleward vs. Scotchward - Another shocking turnabout when Candleward, sensing Scotchward's need to share his problems, tried to get him to open up, only to have Scotchward throw his signature drink on Candleward and light it up. ...it wasn't pretty, folks.
5. Darkward vs. Windoward - Darkward couldn't take the searing thoughts of Windoward as he relived some of his interactions with Bella. Furious that Windoward had no qualms with such interactions, Darkward lost it.
6. Balticward vs. Wankward - A simple direct kick to the groin area left Wankward too stunned to block any of Balticward's blows.
Thus concludes the 2nd Round to the Edward Cage Fight.
We ask that you continue on to the 3rd Round and vote for which contender you think will win!
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Post by Leon on Aug 27, 2009 20:03:57 GMT -5
1. Marineward vs. Geekward
2. Tattward vs. Edward
3. Bikeward vs. OCDward
4. Candleward vs. Scotchward --Er...?
5. Darkward vs. Windoward
6. Balticward vs. Wankward --Multi-formatting because MD is epic win, as is TZ.
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