Fantasy Fandom Cage Fighting (Round One)

How will you choose which authors to include?

I tried to choose authors of fanfictions well known in the fandom/ admins of TLYDF/ hosts of the podcast etc. etc.

If this works out this time round then we can do another round with people who volunteer to be in it ;D

Yep.

nono, thats fair. Halojones would totally kick my ass. I live in fear of her...sometimes its hard to sleep at night.

The only reason Claire would win is because I'm a pacifist. I won't fight someone we've already beaten in a war.

1. mskathy vs. feathers_mmmmm - but this is because i think feathers would make mskathy giggle with all the hooha jokes and then kick her in the boobies when she was least expecting it. Cougar severity.

2. jandco vs. MarcyJ - This is tough. Not because of preference, but I can't imagine jandco being vicious with her adorable accent, and MarcyJ writes Jasper like a badass cowboy, but then again jandco does write Scotch Bella and her girl fightyness -- claws and all -- so i'm going to say that even Jasper with a lasso would fall to bitchfight Bella. Jandco.

3. Capricorn75 vs. shabbyapple
I love Cap, I'd pitch in. Just because she's probably one of the best reviewers ever, and all the other people who feel the same would make a scary force of people. I don't know shabbyapple.

4. wtvoc vs. Ninapolitan
If nina makes a jandco joke, it's over for her. wtvoc will eat her. then again, Nina might beat wtvoc to death with her toys. I'm split honestly. This ones tough.

5. Jfly/Thallium81 vs. Minisinoo
Okay, again, Jenny is soooo nice despite her constant proclamations of "FUCK YOU, CUnTsUCKers!!!!" and Minisinoo is more bookish. I feel like this would be like House MD and Hermione getting in a fight, and um, that's just sounds like a recipe for underage sex (which Mini dont like) so I guess.... yeah, I'm going with Jenny cuz I love her. And I think gallantcorkscrews would hop in and start throwing bottles of bourbon at Mini (not fair but yeah...)

6. caligula42 vs. Laura Cullen
Caligula. Girl can channel the rage, yo.

7. americnxidiot vs. dollegirl
I've met Rachel in person. She's a small person. We had tea. I love you Rachel, but I think dolle could kick your ass.

8. jennlynnfs vs. spotzle
I don't know these people, but I think spotzle is a cool name.

9. Debussy_This vs. psymom
Psymom commands Twilighted - sorta potentaly powerful.

10. emibella vs. Oxymoronic8
hahahahahahha. Oxy worries about shit too much, Emibella doesn't give a shit. Emibella would slit Oxy up the middle. Tis the vicious fact of life.

11. Heartbroken1 vs. tnuccio
Hmmm... tnuccio cuz she has mom powers in the fandom.

12. Rialle/DQRC vs. cdunbar
claire would distract christine with pictures of jackson and the fight would be over in two minutes, and then take out the hidden "DONT MAKE FUN OF MY BRITISHNESS" rage

13. mcvampy vs. [glow=red,2,300]Pastiche Pen[/glow]
I'm scrappy, bitches.

14. Limona vs. Amethyst_Jackson
Limona is the nicest person alive. AJ writes Bonne Foi. Nice people lose cage fights.

15. acireamos vs. adorablecullens
Acireamos is feisty. And "adorable" is not a good fighter name.

16. Devadasi vs. The Romanticidal Edwardian
I dont' know Dev that well, but Danielle wraps and I'm a suburban white chick, so I think that's bad ass.

17. angel/edwardzukorocks vs. Smellyia
Snort. Mels has spawn incubating. She wins by sheer force of hormones.

18. isabel0329 vs. Vixen1836
hmmmm.... isabel's supposedly tiny, too, and Vixen writes really dark shit. Vixen.

19. jeesiechreesie vs. Twilightzoner
TZ has the MONSTER on her side.

20. edwardsoul vs. texbelle
?

21. tarasueme vs. Ginny W
Tara has a whip and tears. Ginny has pregnancy hormones and Snermione. I think they just end up wiping each other's tears, honestly. But then tara would crack the whip out at the last second.

22. RedChevy vs. JenWordSong
Hmmmm.... Redchevy, probs.

23. Blondie vs. JMeyer
Blonds are vicious in fights.

24. Ruby Wednesday vs. Gustariana
Gusta would rip at Ruby with rubber gloves and scream scary things at her in Spanish until Ruby cowered. Don't mess with Gusta. Just cover your face, Ruby.

25. giselle-lx vs. OCDindeed
OCD would nuke gizzy. She has her finger on the button as we speak.

26. upthedownslide vs. tby789
TBY would distract utds with sweet words about the sweet sounds that a well-wind-exed window makes when Edward Cullen is pushing you up and down it--and then once utds was properly fanning herself, tby'd clobber her with a stapler.

27. halo_jones vs. moon.witche
moon.witche would be licking halo. halo would smack her. I'm sorry Caitlin. You never had a chance.

28. guineapigbarbie vs. vjgm
Have you read the janitor outtake from Scotch? vjgm is good fluff and hawtness. gpb would savage her in the hall closet as soon as the coast was clear.

29. Bittenev vs. pwtf
bittnev but that's cuz i don't know pwtf.

30. katydid2363 vs. AngstGoddess003
AG. I got the slore's back. It's all I'm saying.

31. thatwritr vs. siDEADde
When you're dead inside, you can't really die. Sideade.

32. Bethaboo vs. manyafandom
Hmmmm.... tough. i feel like they would just end up having a nice conversation about what a nice chapter the cage would make for a good fanfic. then again, maybe hope would feed bethaboo jaegermeister (sp?) and get her drunk enough to smack her around and win. Maybe?

Dammmmmmit.

Wait! You changed the list on me!!!! GRRRR.

I'll have to think about this and get back.