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Post by Claire on Jul 13, 2009 16:34:25 GMT -5
The winners of ROUND TWO have been reshuffled to produce the fights in ROUND THREE.
Voting will close on [shadow=red,left,300]SUNDAY [/shadow]
1. psymom vs. jandco
2. siDEADde vs. wtvoc
3. shabbyapple vs. AngstGoddess003
4. emibella vs. Twilightzoner
5. Pastiche Pen vs. smellyia
6. Gustariana vs. americnxidiot
7. Limona vs. halo_jones
8. OCDindeed vs. Rialle/DQRC 
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Post by xxblueeyedbellaxx on Jul 13, 2009 16:48:09 GMT -5
Closed my eyes and pointed...
1. psymom vs. jandco
2. siDEADde vs. wtvoc
3. shabbyapple vs. AngstGoddess003
4. emibella vs. Twilightzoner
5. Pastiche Pen vs. smellyia
6. Gustariana vs. americnxidiot
7. Limona vs. halo_jones
8. OCDindeed vs. Rialle/DQRC
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Post by Michelephants on Jul 13, 2009 16:50:07 GMT -5
1. psymom - I'm not actually sure that anyone can beat psymom. She's just got this vibe. Indestructible. 2. wtvoc - wtvoc scares me. I would vote against myself if I were matched with her. 3. AngstGoddess003 - IDK, IDK. Call it a hunch. 4. emibella - If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 5. Pastiche Pen - The empty liquor bottles can double as weapons.  6. americnxidiot - I've seen her in fight mode. Girl is FIERCE. 7. Limona - I like to think that somewhere under that friendly exterior is a fellow rager waiting to break loose. 8. OCDindeed - Her gmail statuses scare me. |
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Post by rubywednesday on Jul 13, 2009 17:33:58 GMT -5
1- Jandco
2-WTVOC
3-AG
4-Twilightzoner
5-Pastiche Pen
6-Gustariana
7-halojones
8-OCD Indeed
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Post by twilightismyheroin on Jul 13, 2009 18:53:28 GMT -5
1. psymom vs. jandco
she rules our world - even if wtvoc joined jandco it'd be tough
2. siDEADde vs. wtvoc
for some reason i think wtvoc could take anyone, even if her opponent is dead inside
3. shabbyapple vs. AngstGoddess003
if she started to lose her fangirl army would join in whether AG asked or not
4. emibella vs. Twilightzoner
she's irish and she seems fierce, even the monster would be begging for mercy
5. Pastiche Pen vs. smellyia
ooh that's tough, coin toss
6. Gustariana vs. americnxidiot
never underestimate a person because of their height, small people can rage
7. Limona vs. halo_jones
ooh that's tough limona just updated but then halo did the other day. limona seems really nice and halo jones defeats vampires with aquanet hairspray and lucite heels
8. OCDindeed vs. Rialle/DQRC
im going with the fellow brit
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Post by melizzymoo on Jul 13, 2009 19:35:24 GMT -5
1. psymom - she's some form of a deity for the twilight community, i swear. and who can go against a god?
2. wtvoc - she has the vampires on her side.
3. angstgoddess - the fangirls alone are willing to risk life and limb for her
4. emibella
5. pastiche pen
6. gustariana
7. limona
8. dqrc/rialle - those brits are mighty.
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Post by pastichepen on Jul 13, 2009 21:08:00 GMT -5
1. [glow=red,2,300]psymom vs. jandco [/glow]
So, there are several factors to consider here. One. I don't really know either of these ladies well, so certain factors must go into play. First off, psymom is the queen o' the Twilighted bitches. That is smack. Jandco has multiple story weaponry and wtvoc. If you do the math, those odds aren't good--and yet I feel like wtvoc would help jandco by kidnapping rob and throwing him in the ring so that both ladies would suddenly sprout vampire fangs, and then run toward a white-faced Rob, who would try to hold up his hands to defend himself, but I'm pretty sure there would only be the briefest of scuffles in which a coin would have to be flipped, and then one would take tongue and the other would take Rob Jr. and then um.... all the Twi ladies and wtvoc would be climbing on the outside of the cage, trying to rip it down and push eachother off and blood would be flying and...
FUCK. I DON'T KNOW.
Rob would lose? Is there any lose for the ladies in this situation... I don't know? Don't think so....
2. siDEADde vs. wtvoc
i like both these ladies. wtvoc has guh-gnomes though, siDEADde, one of which has ennui and she also has a mushroom. Like I think she might try to plant a mushroom in you and make you have butt secks with the gnome so that you're no longer dead, if you don't give her the V. Probs best to forfeit?
3. shabbyapple vs. AngstGoddess003
okay, so first of all, AngstGoddess and shabbyapple actually sound like good femme wrestler names. Like I see Sam in dark purple and Shabbyapple in a flame read and then they charge... but um, I lurv AG, so yeah, um, AG.
4. emibella vs. Twilightzoner
Aww, emibella is badass. But the monster... yeah... um damn it. This keeps getting hard. the monster... sigh.
5. Pastiche Pen vs. smellyia
ok, first of all, we need to set ground rules - smellyia has to get strip-searched beforehand to get rid of her fucking scalpels... also, she's spawning - so that just aint' cool. I feel like this fight is designed to make me feel like a bad person when i have to go dumpster style and send her back to her hubs with only one broken leg.
6. Gustariana vs. americnxidiot
Fuck. And I really wanted to vote for you this round, Rachel. But it's fucking Gusta, yo. Like she's going to eat you and then spit your blood out onto the cage floor. Also, you're all cute and little.
7. Limona vs. halo_jones
Halo's halo is a decoy but then Limona has accountant rage. (The IRS does that to people.) And Halo can't fly away in the cage either...
8. OCDindeed vs. Rialle/DQRC
OCD has the finger on the button, but claire has the really nice voice, so I just imagine her lulling OCD away and toward her and getting her finger away from the big red button with her nice vice and then at the last minute KABAM - she throws scalding tea on her and then beats at her with Queen's English Fist Fuck.
Cover your ears, OCD. Cover your ears! Doooon't listen.
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Post by americn xidiot on Jul 13, 2009 21:42:10 GMT -5
1. psymom vs. jandco
I think someone said this before, but psymom took on the gaz. We can be a frightening bunch.
2. siDEADde vs. wtvoc
siDEADde may be dead inside, but wtvoc has the terrible soul sucking power of Lady Gaga.. *shudders*
3. shabbyapple vs. AngstGoddess003
even Braveheart lost when up against an army of enthusiastic fangirls.
4. emibella vs. Twilightzoner
she beat michellephants, who is one of the toughest girls I know.
5. Pastiche Pen vs. smellyia
I'll stop glaring at Pastiche for a second, and realize she could probably use her wit and charm to but her opponent at ease... then she'd take them out with a garden gnome.
6. Gustariana vs. americnxidiot
SHANNON, I AM SCRAPPY DAMMIT.
7. Limona vs. halo_jones
Ah, they're both so nice buuut... I'll have to go with Limona.
8. OCDindeed vs. Rialle/DQRC
Claire has the accent, but OCD has the strength to take her down.
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Post by KayRad816 on Jul 13, 2009 22:03:31 GMT -5
1. psymom vs. jandco
2. siDEADde vs. wtvoc
3. shabbyapple vs. AngstGoddess003
4. emibella vs. Twilightzoner
5. Pastiche Pen vs. smellyia
6. Gustariana vs. americnxidiot
7. Limona vs. halo_jones
8. OCDindeed vs. Rialle/DQRC
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Post by purdueliz on Jul 13, 2009 22:14:03 GMT -5
1. psymom vs. jandco
2. siDEADde vs. wtvoc
3. shabbyapple vs. AngstGoddess003
4. emibella vs. Twilightzoner
5. Pastiche Pen vs. smellyia
6. Gustariana vs. americnxidiot
7. Limona vs. halo_jones
8. OCDindeed vs. Rialle/DQRC
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upthedownslide
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Post by upthedownslide on Jul 14, 2009 0:07:14 GMT -5
i was highlighted green in round two but i'm not in round three. i'm confused!
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Post by wtvoc on Jul 14, 2009 0:10:29 GMT -5
all of you who are voting against jandco, i'm taking notes. fair warning. you're all dead to me.
1. jandco. i love psymom something fierce, but not if she tries to clothesline my lady.
2. wtvoc. sorry, lady. you done went mucha lucha on the wrong girl. ooh, did you get my box yet? it should have arrived by today.
3. the angst goddess. shabby'd put up a good fight, she really would.
4. emibella. TZ's fierce and also scary and hurtful with her words when needed, but emibella's my homie, and i shan't ever bet against her.
5. smellyia. sorry, porn peddler. brown is hormonal and angry. i know the secret to bringing her down, but i won't share. unless i'm ever in a cage with her, of course.
6. gustariana.
cant' read my
can't read my
no you can't read my poker faaaaaace
sorry, rayche. gustariana has too many vowels to lose.
7. ooh. shit. uh uh uhhhm limona. halo'd be too content to sit and flip through all the tiger beat and bop mags she bought at the ralph's while her husband quietly filed for divorce.
8. OCD. she's pretty fucking fierce, dude. sorry, claire. i've seen pictures of you, you're way too cute.
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Post by justdrifting on Jul 14, 2009 0:31:37 GMT -5
1. psymom vs. jandco -- Favourite writer in the fandom, I won't bet against her. And she has wtvoc. Of course.
2. siDEADde vs. wtvoc -- They both write Alice! But... my reasoning: wtvoc will be too busy fighting Jandco's fight to fight her own... idk, idk
3. shabbyapple vs. AngstGoddess003
4. emibella vs. Twilightzoner
5. Pastiche Pen vs. smellyia -- Because no one else is voting for her!
6. Gustariana vs. americnxidiot -- Have not read either of their stories, but Gustariana is accented
7. Limona vs. halo_jones -- Because I actually know who she is
8. OCDindeed vs. Rialle/DQRC -- There's been a lot of teen rebellion in the fandom lately, and Rialle is the only one who can fight for us. We'll be backing her all the way!
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Post by AngstGoddess003 on Jul 14, 2009 2:11:50 GMT -5
Holy Buttsecksin! You peeps are tryin to get a ho cut, aintchya?  Fuck, this is hard... 1. psymom vs. jandco - I just... well I've seen psymom go through some shit during my time in fandom, but then I've heard plenty of stories about Jandco from BEFORE I even entered fandom. So this one was a toughy. Imma have to go with Psymom though because I've seen things. Wicked, hardcore, glorious things... 2. siDEADde vs. wtvoc - YOU SLORES! I had totes planned to vote wtv for round three to compensate for my failage in round 2 and then you put her against DEAD INSIDE?!?!?! What the FUCK?! See, I have to vote for siDEADde because, 1.) She gets me business and feeds mah kittehs. 2.) She sends me yummy mail-order ice-cream that makes our house all aquiver with sneers over the chocolate chocolate chip. 3.) Because people dunno it, but her and Ava were the pioneers of WCs and Timed Writing, and that shit has saved my ass on many an occasion. and 4.) Because she teaches HIGH SCHOOL, and it takes a hardcore mofo to bash education into the minds of the angst-ridden. 4. emibella vs. Twilightzoner - Well, TZ kinda scares me, ngl. She's very wordy and legal and just talking friendly to her made my palms sweat. But alas, I fear the Tricia is hiding some secret Irish hippie kung fu. 5. Pastiche Pen vs. smellyia - ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! SERIOUSLY?!?! This is like pitting my two mommies against one another. (I know, I know, Pastiche, I'm not allowed to call you my 'beta mommy' anymore, but still...) This is just awful. JUST FUCKING AWFUL. I will show my distaste by doing a really dumb non-vote. I CANNOT CHOOOOOOOSE! Pastiche will own by way of class, raging, and drunken crackfic, but smellyia will own by way of guilt trip and her ability to make one feel like an utterly useless crack-skank. This is a draw. Plain and simple. 6. Gustariana vs. americnxidiot - ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!??!!? ~hangs head~ I cannot do the lame non-vote twice. I cannot. I'm so sorry vowel-hater. I do lubbs you so... Gusty's got this shit. 7. Limona vs. halo_jones - Someone told me that she does taxes, and having done a very stressful 5 minute filing of my own online, I feel as though Limona must possess some secret power that gives her the skill of patience. 8. OCDindeed vs. Rialle/DQRC - She is an organizer, yall. She'll be all sweet to you in chat, Danielle, and then next thing you know... you're getting PMs from angry Rob fangirls demanding that you stop letting people into the SPB. They are scary. Like... SCARY scary.  |
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Post by Claire on Jul 14, 2009 2:13:12 GMT -5
i was highlighted green in round two but i'm not in round three. i'm confused! Ah crap sorry- my bad. I hilighted the wrong person. *goes to change*. There was only one point between you guys so I got confused. |
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